bene-lock-sher-batch:

overconfidence-and-a-screwdriver:

theface-ofboe:

psychoglossia:

Some stupid-ass robot forgot who he was and shoots shit and almost destroys a whole unique ecosystem.

Another one I have
Some really old guy runs around making his clothes look like things.

A highly trained Special Forces operative spends hours talking to people, stopping occasionally to infiltrate enemy bases and destroy robots.

I have a gun that I can shoot that makes me go places.

So there’s this cowboy and these guys took his family. So you go around on a horse and pick flowers and kill people to get them back. Also if you pick enough flowers you get new outfits.

bene-lock-sher-batch:

overconfidence-and-a-screwdriver:

theface-ofboe:

psychoglossia:

Some stupid-ass robot forgot who he was and shoots shit and almost destroys a whole unique ecosystem.

Another one I have

Some really old guy runs around making his clothes look like things.

A highly trained Special Forces operative spends hours talking to people, stopping occasionally to infiltrate enemy bases and destroy robots.

I have a gun that I can shoot that makes me go places.

So there’s this cowboy and these guys took his family. So you go around on a horse and pick flowers and kill people to get them back. Also if you pick enough flowers you get new outfits.

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marissdibernard:

SERIOUSLY.

marissdibernard:

SERIOUSLY.

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Big mistake.

  • Bonnie: Are you a religious man?
  • John: Not in any real sense. Sometimes I tell myself things happen for a reason.
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mcavoy-jamiebell-cillian:

This ship obviously sails itself. 

mcavoy-jamiebell-cillian:

This ship obviously sails itself. 

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Nerdtasticlman

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if Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off?

What is another word for a thesaurus?

If you’re underwater, would you be able to cry?

Why do feet smell and noses run?

If you expect the unexpected, won’t the unexpected be the expected?

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iboughtafuckinggateau:

Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups?

they’re like

you’re burning us alive

our insides are melting

hELP US

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sweetsassymollassy:

reblog everytime

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