overconfidence-and-a-screwdriver:
Some stupid-ass robot forgot who he was and shoots shit and almost destroys a whole unique ecosystem.
Another one I have
Some really old guy runs around making his clothes look like things.
A highly trained Special Forces operative spends hours talking to people, stopping occasionally to infiltrate enemy bases and destroy robots.
I have a gun that I can shoot that makes me go places.
So there’s this cowboy and these guys took his family. So you go around on a horse and pick flowers and kill people to get them back. Also if you pick enough flowers you get new outfits.
Source: effyeahpegasister








